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Science
When you cook food for too long, it burns.
August 2008
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November 2007
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“But, “new rule,” I will not hand out candy to a trick-or-treater who...”
– Sean — merlin
May 2007
4 posts
“I would have thrown my wig at— I would have kicked her ass.”
– Random bus lady
This didn't really happen
Human A: You have a petty obsession with celebrity gossip. I'm scared for you.
Human B: Did you say pretty?
“i put them in my glass menagerie, only it’s a scrapbook of shitty coding...”
– theruzak (via IM conversation)
April 2007
2 posts
jtokash: I love wikipedia. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cult_of_skaro#Cult_of_Skaro
greghaspants: Check out this wikipedia article on monkeys in space: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Monkeys_in_space
theruzak: I hope they launched Sam directly into space using a old-time circus cannon.
greghaspants: Ha. I'm tempted to change that caption on that pg from "Sam the rhesus monkey" to "Sam the flying monkey." You think they'd mind?
theruzak: greghaspants is a closet cybervandal.
March 2007
6 posts
“It’s like, like, “I wear Prada shoes/on 5th Avenue,” but it...”
– Natalie, professional Paris Hilton impersonator. Radar Online
“Cycling is the man-machine. It’s about dynamics, always continuing...”
– Ralf Hütter, Dummy Magazine
WTF Greg?
Let’s give this tumblr thing another shot.